FOLLOW ME BASK IN MY GLORY
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
That’s my life
I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
It’s hard because on one hand you want everyone to like them to and if someone doesn’t like them you get all offended like “how the fuck could you not like them!? THEY’RE THE BEST EVER! IN HISTORY.” But then, you also want everyone to hate them, so then you’ll have them all to.yourself.
Then you realize you’re insane, because they are a fucking fictional character. And deep, deep….deep down you know they’re not even real, and it doesn’t matter who likes them and who doesn’t. But does that matter to.you? No because you’ve already gone bat-shit insane and you will do anything to defend your crush, but also keep them all to yourself…..
NOW DIE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LIKE HIM, BUT HE’S MINE! MINE!!! *hiss hiss*